10 THOUGHTS WE ALL HAVE AT THE GYM

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1. Should I be breathing this loudly? I swear no-one else is breathing this loudly. *Takes headphones out* OMG I’M BREATHING TOO LOUDLY EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW UNFIT I AM!

2. I literally know how to use none of this equipment aside from the treadmill but the staff are all way too hot and intimidating so I can’t ask them.

3. Is my ass really that big? I swear it didn’t look that big at home. I hope it doesn’t wobble when I run. *catches sight of self in mirror* OH GOD IT WOBBLES!

4. Can I turn the TV onto another channel aside from BBC2 or is that breaking gym etiquette because Cash in the Attic really isn’t motivating me right now.

5. How have I only been here 10 minutes I AM DEAD.

6. That guy is really hot. Can he see me staring? Oh god what do I look like?!

7. Is it normal to sweat this much because I don’t usually sweat this much and I swear no-one else is sweating like at all.

8. HOW DOES THAT WOMAN HAVE A 6 PACK AND HOW DO I GET ONE?!

9. Ok hot guy totally noticed me staring. Now he’s staring and I currently look like the ring child because sweat.

10. The only way to combat this humiliation is pizza. I will go home and eat pizza.

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5 Comments

  1. Hannah Lucy
    April 12, 2015 / 8:57 pm

    Best. post. ever.www.ohjanuary.blogspot.co.uk

  2. Neeny
    April 12, 2015 / 9:11 pm

    This post is hilarious, I like number 10 :)Neeny x neenyslittleblog.blogspot.co.uk

  3. Fii Cridland
    April 12, 2015 / 11:44 pm

    I am crying I relate so muchall the intimidation from hot gym attendants. Why employ fit people it's so unfair. little miss fii || Fii x

  4. Kelsey Watts
    April 13, 2015 / 5:01 am

    I have only been doing classes at the gym because i fear this very moment!!Super funny post (because sweat.)Kelsey x | Kelstagram

  5. Nisha Patel
    April 13, 2015 / 2:19 pm

    Haha, I relate to this so much.. Pizza equals life!HOW I WEAR | A Manchester Style & Beauty Blog

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