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1. Should I be breathing this loudly? I swear no-one else is breathing this loudly. *Takes headphones out* OMG I’M BREATHING TOO LOUDLY EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW UNFIT I AM!
2. I literally know how to use none of this equipment aside from the treadmill but the staff are all way too hot and intimidating so I can’t ask them.
3. Is my ass really that big? I swear it didn’t look that big at home. I hope it doesn’t wobble when I run. *catches sight of self in mirror* OH GOD IT WOBBLES!
4. Can I turn the TV onto another channel aside from BBC2 or is that breaking gym etiquette because Cash in the Attic really isn’t motivating me right now.
5. How have I only been here 10 minutes I AM DEAD.
6. That guy is really hot. Can he see me staring? Oh god what do I look like?!
7. Is it normal to sweat this much because I don’t usually sweat this much and I swear no-one else is sweating like at all.
8. HOW DOES THAT WOMAN HAVE A 6 PACK AND HOW DO I GET ONE?!
9. Ok hot guy totally noticed me staring. Now he’s staring and I currently look like the ring child because sweat.
10. The only way to combat this humiliation is pizza. I will go home and eat pizza.