10 THOUGHTS WE ALL HAVE AT THE GYM

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1. Should I be breathing this loudly? I swear no-one else is breathing this loudly. *Takes headphones out* OMG I'M BREATHING TOO LOUDLY EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW UNFIT I AM!

2. I literally know how to use none of this equipment aside from the treadmill but the staff are all way too hot and intimidating so I can't ask them.

3. Is my ass really that big? I swear it didn't look that big at home. I hope it doesn't wobble when I run. *catches sight of self in mirror* OH GOD IT WOBBLES!

4. Can I turn the TV onto another channel aside from BBC2 or is that breaking gym etiquette because Cash in the Attic really isn't motivating me right now.

5. How have I only been here 10 minutes I AM DEAD.

6. That guy is really hot. Can he see me staring? Oh god what do I look like?!

7. Is it normal to sweat this much because I don't usually sweat this much and I swear no-one else is sweating like at all.

8. HOW DOES THAT WOMAN HAVE A 6 PACK AND HOW DO I GET ONE?!

9. Ok hot guy totally noticed me staring. Now he's staring and I currently look like the ring child because sweat.

10. The only way to combat this humiliation is pizza. I will go home and eat pizza.

5 comments:

  1. Best. post. ever.

    www.ohjanuary.blogspot.co.uk

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  2. This post is hilarious, I like number 10 :)

    Neeny x

    neenyslittleblog.blogspot.co.uk

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  3. I am crying I relate so much

    all the intimidation from hot gym attendants. Why employ fit people it's so unfair.

    little miss fii || Fii x

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  4. I have only been doing classes at the gym because i fear this very moment!!
    Super funny post (because sweat.)
    Kelsey x | Kelstagram

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